Ну вот кусок кода на Perl 3 (боян, но все же):

BEFOREHEAD: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
write it, print the hex whole each watches,
reverse its length, write again;
kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
values aside, each one;
die sheep! die to reverse the system
you accept (reject, respect);
next step,
kill next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
do it ("as they say").
do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
AFTERWORDS: tell nobody,
wait, wait until time;
wait until next year, next decade;
sleep, sleep, die yourself,
die at last

Python с ruby нервно курят в сторонке.